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Ranma Saotome (乱馬) ([personal profile] catsgothistongue) wrote in [community profile] rosavelle2025-12-22 06:25 pm

💧 December Catch-All 💧

Who: Ranma Saotome and you!
When: Around December
Where: All throughout Rosavelle and the castle
What: OPEN & CLOSED STARTERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Warnings: N/A, will update accordingly

(Prompts are coming in due time in the comments below! If you wish to move any of our previous threads here, or none of the prompts below vibe with you and you've got your own idea, I'm all ears! HMU in PM here/[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl, or on the Discord! Also, let me know if you want Ranma to be a boy or girl for the prompt!)
treebornekettlegirl: (That didn't go as planned)

Cat Herded (Closed to March 7th)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2025-12-23 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Retrace your steps, Saotome.

That's the first sentence that comes to her as she drowsily opens her eyes, blinking out the sleep. She was enacting her genius plan that should've flown with flying colors. Make it seem like Evernight had herself a paramour, and get Akane to blow up on her.

... Yet despite going to great lengths, it fell apart fast. Akane's brain cells zapped smarts into restraining impulsions, Evernight played it... cool in a depressing way, she made an ass of herself and had to pretend to be the cat, and...

Blank. Total static where the memory should be. From last night at the fair to now in what she assumes to be Akane's bedroom, it's all missing. Did she have another blackout? Did an ill-timed stray come out of nowhere and drew the Neko-ken out?

Questions she's having issues wrapping her head around. Mull them over later, and figure out what the hell happened and what to do next. Ranma starts to stir, unfurling his body off...

...... Hang on a tick. Akane's sheets aren't these colors, she's seen them enough times from her checking in on her to see if she's still breathing. And there aren't Akane's clothes, she hasn't seen them in that tomboy's wardrobe. They sorta remind her of...

oh.

Slooooooowly turning her head, hoping to see a certain macho chick she's engaged to but the fatalist in her already has a gut feeling...]
thirdmonthoftheyear: ((march 7th) sunshine and rainbows)

[personal profile] thirdmonthoftheyear 2025-12-23 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you! You're finally awake.

[Ranma has, at least, been spared the indignity of seeing March in her nude. Evidently, she woke up just before her and is still in her pink and blue bunny-pattern jammies. Somehow, March manages to make the bedraggled look work for her.]

Coffee? [She thrusts a mug at Ranma.] Unless you're still a cat. In which case, uh... I'm pretty sure I can snag some fish from the kitchens for you?
treebornekettlegirl: (Wuh-oh)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2025-12-23 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh thank kami above she's decent. Ranma wouldn't have heard the end of it from the other ladies, primarily Akane, if she was seen in some woman's lap while they were au naturel.

That didn't stop her cheeks suffusing over to a reddish hue as if March was buck naked. Typically when she wakes up sitting on someone, it's Akane.

March's question is answered without a single peep uttered. The smaller pink gal bolts off March, standing unquestionably like a human. Suffice to say, it isn't the cat. Though that wasn't much for debate considering how much Yoiko was loving up on March last night without any ignominy, cuddling and nuzzling up on her and maybe one or two licks on the cheek. Less shameless and more bold than the flustered martial artist before her, who's fidgeting with her pigtail between her fingers.]


Um, yeah sure. I could use the jump start.

[Swiping the mug of joe from March, Ranma puts it up to her lips. Spending an inanely long period of sipping. She needed to say something, anything, because there's. Not really a normal answer she can give here, is there?]

... Sorry 'bout this. I don't usually get that attached t' people when I'm all... [Beat.] ... cat brained.
Edited 2025-12-23 03:15 (UTC)
gal_paladin: (:smile)

[personal profile] gal_paladin 2025-12-23 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Alesha Jeffords, yes. Dame Alesha Herezhade whenever we're out and about, but my Earthside name's growing on me. Ask me what I mean when we're done here.

[Here's a kid not to be underestimated.

Akane promised her that Ranma is even more talented than she was. She doubted that, frankly, but Alesha would readily believe he was more practiced and far more dangerous. Akane had the more powerful Aura, true, but Leesh had some idea of what kinds of advanced bullshit Ranma could pull with what he had.

This one would be a real challenge.]


The other heir to the legacy of Anything Goes Martial arts. Akane describes you as something of a holy terror. I expect to be impressed. You won't disappoint me, will you?
thirdmonthoftheyear: ((march 7th) hehe)

[personal profile] thirdmonthoftheyear 2025-12-23 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
No worries! Yoiko's a delight. It's a very cute kitty~

[There's a devil on March's shoulder whispering to her to springboard off of that to start flirting with Ranma. The fiend is narrowly vanquished by the frying pan of common sense wielded by the angel on March's other shoulder screaming, "EVERNIGHT JUST STARTED GOING OUT WITH AKANE, WAIT AT LEAST A FEW DAYS." Truly, March's mercy and magnanimity knows no bounds.]

What's the last thing you remember? Just want to make sure what I need to catch you up on.
gal_paladin: (:bittersweet)

[personal profile] gal_paladin 2025-12-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I don't promise to win... but I don't plan to lose.

Full contact. My sword and board, my orisons, versus your technique and everflowing chi. Sound good?
treebornekettlegirl: (Hm?)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2025-12-23 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[SPPPPPT-!

Barely stopping herself from spittaking out the caffeine from her cup, thankfully only getting a drizzle on the floor, she gulps down what's left, recharged and jolted out of her lethargy.]


Where'dya hear that name from-?

[Never mind, it's unimportant how March came by to learn the name of her sister persona. If what she's remembering is correct, then she's got a sneaky (and wrong) suspicion how. Sisters gossip with each other under the same roof, so under the same skull's probably not a reach.

Stress and question about that later, get to remembering now. Ranma sits her heinie back down on March's bed, propping her chin in her hand whilst recollecting her thoughts. It's slowly coming back to her now...]


I was followin' Akane on her date with your sis'. [Ranma's gonna. Conveniently skim past the Haruhi part, She doesn't need to hear that unsavory footnote in the story.] Lemme see... They found me out, so I pretended like I was the cat and...

[Hmm... What did happen beyond that?]

I'unno, guess I got spooked by a cat, 'cause the rest afterward's... [He blows a raspberry with a thumbs down, the manly way of saying his memory's kaput.]
thirdmonthoftheyear: ((march 7th) complex emotions! oh no!)

[personal profile] thirdmonthoftheyear 2025-12-23 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's what Akane named the cat in your brain. Does that name mean something to you, or...?

[Wait a minute. GASP! This is an emergency! Keenly aware of how she doesn't have a second to lose, March starts frantically searching her room. Aeons, if the worst happens, she'll NEVER be able to live it down.] Heads up, ehehe... [March is breaking out the "tehepero." This must truly be a dire situation.] I mayyyy have overindulged Yoiko on the fish a little last night...

C'mon! It was looking at me with those big cute kitty eyes! How could I resist! But, um, that might be a problem for you, so... HERE! [Bottle of antacids incoming.] In case you, er. Need those.

ANYWAYS. [Big ol' sweatdrop.] There weren't any other cats around, so you probably swapped with Yoiko since you were super relaxed from being doted on so much and the kitty REALLY wanted scritches.

In retrospect, the switch was pretty obvious... one second you were halfheartedly bapping a cat toy, the next Yoiko was purring up a storm.
treebornekettlegirl: (Taro...)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2025-12-23 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[She named it?????????? The hell????? Graciously nothing as degrading as P-chan, she'd be more offended if it was something as asinine than getting treated like a pet. More than she already treats the cat squatting in her head.]

I dressed up as this knucklehead's little sis, that's the name I went by. Long story, isn't important.

[Brushing that lifestory aside... Ranma chose Yoiko as an alias to match with Ryoga's family naming convention. Yoiko sounded splendid for it to him, oddly well. Why Akane chose that old disguise as a basis is anyone's guess.

March........ Her deflecting and defending only results in Ranma's flat expression to drop lower and lower until it reaches the deepest chasm of the underworld. Girls and cats, Ranma'll never understand the appeal. Do chicks really find those mangy, vile, revolting monsters adorable. "Yoiko" gets a pass because its wearing her cute face.]


Bleh, that's why it tastes like I binged at an aquarium recently... [Smack smacking her lips. Thankfully the coffee's bitterness washed out the taste of sardines, tunas and whatever other March fed her. It. She catches the antacid bottle without flinching, inspecting it before tossing it right back to the other pink gal.] Keep 'em, I've ate worse. I don't get indigestion easily, besides whenever Akane was manning the stove months ago.

[It may not sound like it, but that's him complimenting and acknowledging that Akane has improved significantly. Night and day between the biohazards she produces and the fine edible dishes she can put out now. Either way, no more worrying about her intestines getting torn up again!

Obvious? Swapping... how? Ranma furrows the bridge of her brow together, having an intense staring match with the carpets of the room.]


That doesn't make a lick of sense. It's never done that before. The Neko-ken only comes out when... [Pause, debates to herself, before deciding it's not that lame if she's afraid while currently a girl.] ... when I can't handle being around cats.

[She's not even safe in her own dreams. There's been incidents where one nightmare where Ranma found himself drowning in a clowder of cats leads to Akane having to call her terrified catboy off the dojo roof. Mom had rejoined them, so that was super fun explaining why her son occasionally goes all feline... On the plus side, after spilling those traumatic beans, getting to watch her old man scramble around to as mom chased him around bashing his head with whatever heavy item she can heave over hers was gut-bustingly hilarious.

It isn't supposed to be able to take over on its own whim. They've always needed that shock to her system, that crushing fear that twists her gut and makes her sick before she forfeits control over to the cat. And now it just came out, no ailurophobia-inducing episode required. It... It goes against everything she knew about that "technique".]
thirdmonthoftheyear: ((march 7th) mischievous)

[personal profile] thirdmonthoftheyear 2025-12-24 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean-

[A red jellyfish pops up out from behind Ranma, holding a wooden sign that says "DON'T TELL HIM!" While seeing Evernight get sucked into the Anything Goes Comedic Stupidity Vortex is amusing, March still can't help but roll her eyes.

"She already knows. You're just being spiteful."
"But HER, of all people-"
"Shush."

To all appearances, March spaces out during the argument, eyes blank. (Really, March could carry on the conversation just fine if she wanted, but she needs to play this up and make it obvious for Ranma's sake.) She shakes her head and shakes the strange trance off with it after a moment, returning her attention to Ranma.]


You've already figured it out, right? The whole deal with me and Evernight. Sharing the same body and junk. I don't know what literal magic she used to pull the wool over your eyes when I switched right in front of you, but it must've been pretty impressive if you didn't suspect until her and Akane's date. Soooo, I have a little experience with this kind of thing.

It's like... [Unfortunately for Ranma, she's stuck with March having to explain this concept. Good luck, you two.] There's a wall between the two of us. In our brain. At first it was really thick, so I didn't even know Evernight was there.

But there's a button on each side of the wall, and if both of us push it, we switch who controls the body... or if one of us hits the button super hard, the force goes through the wall and presses the button on the other side too. The thing is, people can also build walls if they need someplace to hide, and then because there's a wall, there's someone else on the other side. You built a wall to hide behind because you're scared of cats, and now whenever you have to deal with too many cats, you hit that button as hard as you can, and who's on which side of the wall switches with you.

Last time, you didn't hit the button because you were scared. You hit it because being doted on by Akane like you were a kitty got you all relaxed, and so you kinda... slumped against it? Yoiko saw how much you were being spoiled and wanted out, so it hit the button too.

The thing is, now you'll have to adjust, because Yoiko knows it can hit the button now, and... here, lemme demonstrate.

[March pulls out a cat toy from the Anything Goes Comedy Subspace and waves it around, cheeky grin plain on her face.] Pspspspsps, Yoikoooo~

Bet you're feeling it now, huh, Ranma?
Edited 2025-12-24 21:46 (UTC)
saudadist: (what the worl)

[personal profile] saudadist 2025-12-26 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you trying to kill yourself or what?

[ That's what she assumes upon first sight. That collar on him isn't taking any damage from the knife, but his skin looks to be the opposite. Reddened marks from tugging and pulling, and it's only a matter of time before he nicks his neck. It's like watching a wild animal trying to gnaw its foot off when trapped. ]

Knock it off before you hurt yourself.
goldship: (25)

[personal profile] goldship 2025-12-26 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her vague dislike for Ranma and recent concerning awakening to violence aside, Gold Ship is more than a little ruffled to see Ranma recklessly messing around with a knife. ]

The hell do ya think you're doing?!

[ She stomps right on over, one hand grasping the wrist of his knife hand roughly to keep the bladder still, the grabbing the implement and leveraging her ums strength to attempt to yank it from Ranma's grasp. ]

You entirely outta your mind? You're gonna hurt yourself!
Edited 2025-12-26 21:11 (UTC)
treebornekettlegirl: (ALL FIRED UP)

II. Smitten by Smelting (Imprintwork/Elementalism)

[personal profile] treebornekettlegirl 2025-12-27 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Akane's make it abundantly clear she wants him to take her seriously. See her as an honest to goodness martial artist. This past month she's honed her craft and shown significant improvement and potential she never openly shown before. He'd have to be an ignoramus to abjure her decree and her progress.

One of these gifts has to reflect that! And he knows just the place for the job!

Blacksmithing and metallurgy isn't exactly his forte, but during his travels and coming across smithies both old and still in business, seeing relics of the past and watching them mold weapons to life, Ranma's always had it in the back of his mind of wanting to take a crack at it. He gets dressed up, or rather the opposite in that he's wearing only the muscle shirt, jeans and a leather apron. Armed with a hammer in hand, Ranma scrutinizes the anvil, the forge, the whole shebang. He's got the tools, he's watching others at their station, now all he needs to figure out is what to actually make.

Blade, like a sword or dagger? No no, she probably has some hammerspaced on her. Armor? That's supernumerary, their bodies have already been bulked up and bolstered by their training and their ki, and while she isn't as durable as pork breath, she isn't exactly made of glass. That, and making a whole suit of armor from scratch when he's a novice is out of his depth and would take too long to build.

Dammit, hmm... Ranma wipes his forehead with his arm. Heat doesn't bother him much, but having to ruminate over what to make is getting him sweating. Nothing a quick dunking of his head in the quenching bucket won't fix!]


Whew!

[He, now she, pulls her head back, shaking the water out of her hair, droplets hissing as they evaporate on the smoldering ground and molten metal. Hopefully nobody minds the inappropriate use of the water... or has a conniption about what she's wearing, cause she ain't moving until she's done here!]
Edited 2025-12-27 05:26 (UTC)
soldragon: (pleased)

Re: I. Helping Hands at the Atelier Pt. 2

[personal profile] soldragon 2025-12-28 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[As for Ryu... Well. He is gently pulling apart two kids, one of whom was half-way to an ambush.]

Okay, what's this about?

[He listens carefully to the complaint. At least part of it was that some kids were definitely flagging already.]

Hm. Well, that's true, but is there anything else you're feeling right now?

["My head hurts."]

[Ryu inspects, careful to make sure nothing's broken before he continues.]

Hm. Well, whatcha think? is it bad enough for the infirmary?

["... No."]

Then let's see what we can do, here...

[Some water helps. Still, early point of failure, it might be time for a break...]

[Well. If Ranma doesn't get annoyed about him butting in, first.]
likememore: (035)

[personal profile] likememore 2025-12-29 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Ena's mental state is a little off; she hasn't quite shaken off the malaise post-Christmas, so to help get herself back in gear, she decided to volunteer at the atelier. That, in turn, has her working with everyone's favorite washable paints, and she's... honestly been having a blast? It's been helping to keep her mind off things, and she seems a little less down compared to even just this morning, if not totally back to normal. She's taking a quick break to rest her hands when she hears Ranma, of all people, signaling for help, and she pops just her head around the corner to see what's going on...

...oh. Oh, dear, he got himself in over his head, huh.]


Fabric, huh? What, did you end up making presents for the kids? That's sweet of you. [Said totally honestly.] Sure, I'll see what's in the stores, and if you need more after that, I'll hit the market real quick. Just the felt, or you need more stuffing too?

[She steps around the corner fully now so he can see her; she's wearing a ridiculous apron that's clearly set aside from the last person that taught the kids how to paint, covered in every color known to man and a few the Everbloom may have created.]

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